Thai Girl Drinks Too Much
Hi, I thought I would give you a break from the bar girl relationship stories with the horrendous endings, and share a humours story of mine that your views may find funny.
This is a story about one of my experiences with a bargirl in Bangkok that did not go the way I planned it to.
A couple of days into my Bangkok trip, I had been to a lot of the night life areas such as Sukhumvit Soi 11, Soi 4, Nana plaza and Khao San road.
So far, my favourite street was Soi 4, simply because you can go to the bars there no matter what mood you are in.
Like if you are in the mood for some company, you can go there and get a girl.
If you are in the mood to just relax and people watch, you can go sit there relax and look out on the street.
Searching The Bangkok Nightlife
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Anyway, the place I wanted to check next was Soi Cowboy as I had heard a lot about the place but still have never made it there.
So, I one evening I made it to Soi cowboy and did some go-go bar hopping, just seeing what was on offer
I got into this one go go bar, I can’t remember the name of it but it right next to one of the exits on the street.
It wasn’t too busy but there was a lot of girls working, I saw a beauty on stage and signalled her to come and join me if she wanted.
She gave me a cute smile and signalled she will be over after she had finished her show on stage
She was a very beautifully skinny girl, from what I could see, she was the best girl in there.
Don’t get me wrong, all of the girls in there was attractive and willing, but this girl had everything I normally look for in a girl.
Found A Beautiful Go Go Girl
So she’s sat there being all touchy and flirty with me and the drinks start flowing and the money keeps dropping.
We was having fun and she kept giving me a semi lap dance while we was sinking the shots and other drinks
Her name was Cartoon, yes you read it correctly, she told me her name was Cartoon.
As strange as that name sounds, it’s not the first time ive actually met someone used that name.
You will notice in Thailand that some of these girls come up with the strangest yet cutest nicknames they can think of.
She was very fun to be around, and as the lady drinks kept coming, she seemed open for everything.
The thing I didn’t like, is that she kept getting her friends to join and for me to buy them drinks as well, I had a fair bit on me and I make a decent living, but im not made of money so I quickly put a stop to that.
I think all bar girls will keep pushing and testing customers just to see how far they can get with their wallet.
Once you’ve been here a few times, you start picking up on these tricks.
I explained to Cartoon that I just enjoyed her company and wanted to drink with her and not her friends, she seemed ok about that.
It was Cartoons turn to get back up on stage and shake what god had blessed her with, and left me to sit and enjoy the show.
Watching My Go Go Girl In Soi Cowboy
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She kept looking at me during her show, teasing and trying to get me all excited.. well it worked.
While she was up there, I noticed that she did not have a number on her, which to my understanding from what ive been told, they can’t leave the bar with a customer, or if they could it would be a costly bar fine.
I was about to find out if this was true or not.
While Cartoon was dancing, I asked the waitress if the girls in here can be fined, specifically Cartoon.
She looked at me like I just slapped her kids across the face and replied “if you can afford it”
Now I don’t want to brag, but I was nicely dressed, in shape and I think im pretty handsome, I don’t normally have problems with picking up women.
Maybe it was just Thai sense of humour and she was trying to be funny but accidentally sounded rude.
Cartoon finished her time on the stage and came back to sit with me, giving me puppy eyes for another lady drink, who am I to deny her a drink after that performance.
Bar Fine’s In Soi Cowboy Are Complicated
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I got her the drink and said to her directly, are you allowed to leave the bar tonight? She replied “No not many girls”
Which was strange because there was way more girls than there was customers, so I was thinking this is just an excuse.
So I replied “So I cannot bar fine you?”
She looked at me as if she was processing if she would be safe with me or if she found me attractive enough to come with me, after some hesitation, she said yes I can bar fine her but not until midnight and its going to cost 800 baht.
If im honest, I expected her to say it would be at least 1000 baht, 800 is pretty cheap for a go go bar in Bangkok.
It was around 11pm at that point, so I think she was trying her luck to squeeze in another hours worth of lady drinks, which she did. Was I the fool? Maybe.
Anyway, we are sinking the beers and a few shots here and there midnight finally arrives and I ask her if I can bar fine her, she says “Yes let me get sorted while you pay the bill”
I paid my 6,000 baht bill, plus the 800 to bar fine Cartoon and off we went, I think we was both a little bit tipsy at the time of leaving the go go bar.
Heading To Sukhumvit Bars
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Cartoon takes me to one of her friends bar on Sukhumvit, so now I can buy more drinks for her and her friend.. lucky me.
I can’t remember the Soi that it was on but its between Soi 4 and Soi 11, on the soi 11 side.
I believe it was Soi 7 but don’t quote me on that
We was going through the shots a little too fast but it was fun because cartoon was this cute young girl and she was super flirty while drunk, dancing and grinding on me, I had no complaints.
I didn’t find her friend very good company though, I was buying her drinks so she wasn’t left out but not once did I get a thank you, I barely even got a smile from her, but she had no problems accepting drinks from me. Ah well, this is Thailand after all.
I could see that Cartoon was getting very drunk now, swaying all over the place and dancing a little too crazy, so I told her one more tequila and then lets hit the road, to which she agreed.
I didn’t want to ruin her fun, but at the same time, I was paying for my fun that I planned on getting later
I asked for the bill and paid another 3,000 for mine, cartoon and her friends drink, and we finally left around 2am.
We got a taxi but I was starving as id be on a alcohol diet pretty much all day and had eaten no food, and drank way too much, so I told the driver to take us to get some food first.
Thai Food and Alcohol, Not A Good Mix
Nothing beats some unhealthy thai street food after having a gut full of alcohol.
But before we could find any food stores I hear “I don’t feel good” from cartoon, and I can see the look on her face as if she is going to make a big mess in the back of the taxi.
I tell the taxi driver to quickly pull over because she is going to puke everywhere.
He instantly swerves to the side of the road throwing me into cartoon probably making her feel worse
He pulls over just in time at the side of the road, and within seconds, cartoon is sitting with her head outside the door vomitting all over the side walk, I knew them tequila slammers was not a good idea.
I put my hand on her back, rubbing it like a true gentleman, but as I watched her puke and see the state that she is in, I was thinking to myself maybe I should call it a night and not bother taking her back home.
Although I had paid for the night, there was no way I was going to do anything with a girl that drunk, it just wouldn’t have been right.
Maybe she would give me a freebie another night if im the gentleman tonight, though that’s probably wishful thinking.
My Bar Fine Girl Drank Too Much Alcohol
After what seemed like 10 minutes of constant puking, it felt like she had just puked her lungs out, she got back in the taxi and I said forget the food, just drop us at a 7-eleven close by so I could get her some water, wet wipes and tissues.
When we got to the 7Eleven, I told cartoon to sit with her head out the car incase she needs to puke again
As I walked back outside from the 7Eleven, sure enough, she was sat on the sidewalk puking her guts out once again.
Now again, I’m wondering if I even want to bring her back to my apartment I’m renting but decide leaving her now would be too much for my conscience and who knows, maybe I’ll earn some brownie points for attempting to take care.
It was clear that we are not going to have any bedroom fun tonight.
We get back to my place and as im paying the taxi driver, I can see her holding herself up against the car, like she’s thinking if she needs to be sick again or not.
She has been sick that much im surprised she had anything left to puke up.
Time To Take My Thai Girl Home
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I apologise to the taxi driver, give him a nice tip and take her into my apartment, being careful that she doesn’t need to stop and puke again.
She walks in and just drops on my bed and falls asleep with all her clothes on even her shoes.
Well, this night didn’t go to plan, but it’s one for the memories I guess. I got on the sofa and called it a night.
Just a few hours later I awoke to her moving around, I ask her what’s wrong and she says she needs to go now because she has to go to visit her mum or something, I jokingly replied “I thought you said you could go all night”
Apparently she helps her mum out in the mornings with her work or something, I didn’t quite understand but I was too tired to really care at that stage
I asked her if she would like me to walk her to the BTS station, again im trying to be a gentleman, and she said yes.
She looked fine now, like she wasn’t even drunk at all. If it was me, id be cancelling all my plans and staying in bed with a hangover all day
As I was walking for her to get the train, she stopped off to get some street food, I don’t know about you guys but the last thing I want when hungover or feeling sick is some Thai street food, but hey, each to their own.
Thai Girl Wants Money For Nothing
We get to the station and I said “Thanks for the fun night even though it didn’t go as planned, I’ll see you next time” to which she replied “You give me money?”
Now I was a bit annoyed, I paid for her night out, including drinks for her friends, she gets so drunk that we couldn’t even have any bedroom fun and now she is asking for money?
These girls really do know how to push the right buttons and try to get every last penny that they can
I gave her a disappointed look, pulled out 500 baht from my pocket and said “That’s all I have on me, and to be honest, thats 500 more than it should be”
She snatched the 500 from my hand and made her way up the steps to catch her train.
Didn’t get a good bye kiss or a hug, not even a thank you for looking after her all night, ah well, lesson learnt
It should go without saying that I never saw her again after that night.
My Worst Bar Fine In Bangkok
So my night cost me over 10,000 baht. The start of the night was fun having a flirty fun time with her, its just a shame it turned into me taking care of a sick girl and receiving no fun, no thank you nor an apology for what had happened.
That being said, it kind of was my fault because I was the one buying all the drinks and getting drunk myself, so I can’t exactly blame her.
This is just one of my many experiences with a bar girl, don’t be put off if you’ve never been to Thailand, there are plenty of fun experiences ive had.
Im not angry or bitter at these type of girls in Thailand, that’s why im sharing this experience. I guess what im trying to say in my story is that even if you pay the girl for her time, it doesn’t always turn out the way you want it to, and don’t ever expect a refund or money back for it.
Thanks for listening to my story, I will send in some other experiences when I have the time.
